:flossy as fuck. :one and only. :hott mess. :reliably punctual. :consistently covered in crumbs. :lovingly dressed in silk. :often heckling strangers at the pool table. :finds cookie crumbs in her bed, regularly. :promises to never leave san francisco. :is a “fun girl.” “what the HECK is that!?”I want to BE you when I grow up.Tumblr (3.0; @innparentheses)http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/No more pain. We’ll all die alone.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cc9f18d51506d079bd68f4646a0d85ee/tumblr_mmv9itzk5g1qdt1h3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>No more pain. We’ll all die alone.</p>http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/50540569501http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/50540569501Wed, 15 May 2013 21:01:41 -0400My straw is better than your straw. My dead pigeon is better...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/599f76254d17c7952fa80650059ac487/tumblr_mmv70z5nFn1qdt1h3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My straw is better than your straw. My dead pigeon is better than your dead pigeon- it moves…</p>http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/50536395079http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/50536395079Wed, 15 May 2013 20:07:47 -0400Borrowed and kept. We gon’ and did it!...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ccf6e03de0dc4ac06bbbff7878ae48b4/tumblr_mmpqs7wwh01qdt1h3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Borrowed and kept. We gon’ and did it! @astronaughtmikedexter @shamelessfrankenstein annoying. DINOSAUR!</p>http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/50307418695http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/50307418695Sun, 12 May 2013 21:28:54 -0400SHAMELESS!!!! It’s Saturday. @shamelessfrankenstein (at...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/25c9dfee5e05e9a74f0ad334433e310d/tumblr_mmo9ophtJC1qdt1h3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>SHAMELESS!!!! It’s Saturday. @shamelessfrankenstein (at Place Pigalle)</p>http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/50232080316http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/50232080316Sun, 12 May 2013 02:22:00 -0400@shamelessfrankenstein I’m gon’ get it (at Place...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4f332ab1c9284cdf340bdfe65c26e5f4/tumblr_mmo69qXbNB1qdt1h3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>@shamelessfrankenstein I’m gon’ get it (at Place Pigalle)</p>http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/50228035835http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/50228035835Sun, 12 May 2013 01:08:14 -0400That truck gone ‘n jumped over that dirt stump! Well hot...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a9cb085f09b828be3e5e01e7613eac35/tumblr_mmnc10mQxf1qdt1h3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>That truck gone ‘n jumped over that dirt stump! Well hot damn! GIT IT! @astronaughtmikedexter @shamelessfrankenstein HAWG WILD</p>http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/50182649045http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/50182649045Sat, 11 May 2013 14:15:00 -0400Monster trucks bitches. t(-.-)t @astronaughtmikedexter...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9149259c4d18715220ec8f4bba5f6b4a/tumblr_mmmaamRTVL1qdt1h3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Monster trucks bitches. t(-.-)t @astronaughtmikedexter @shamelessfrankenstein (at Turlock Fair Grounds Gate 12)</p>http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/50143422498http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/50143422498Sat, 11 May 2013 00:39:58 -0400Today happened. And then this happened… Most perfect auto...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2ee43d0f3743203380f63be6c13c32d0/tumblr_mmk3e1Q0ya1qdt1h3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Today happened. And then this happened… Most perfect auto correct ever. @venierenterprises @astronaughtmikedexter (at Molotov’s)</p>http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/50050194523http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/50050194523Thu, 09 May 2013 20:15:37 -0400The many *emotions* of @mikelexicon 🙏😍👌😍🙏<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ead8292033e3cf00afeb7d72f4f26551/tumblr_mmi8nms5Ig1qdt1h3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The many *emotions* of @mikelexicon 🙏😍👌😍🙏</p>http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/49972036973http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/49972036973Wed, 08 May 2013 20:14:10 -0400OAR. O, WAR.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/474f13f67d456b58a6cf63c2b372d3ca/tumblr_mmhxljTBko1qdt1h3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>OAR. O, WAR.</p>http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/49953553370http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/49953553370Wed, 08 May 2013 16:15:19 -0400Not Seekola. Alles klar. Von der anderen Seite Der Mauer.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9a1e50c1c611f47b5fffa3bf7ba79724/tumblr_mmhxgr7R8s1qdt1h3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Not Seekola. Alles klar. Von der anderen Seite Der Mauer.</p>http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/49953345808http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/49953345808Wed, 08 May 2013 16:12:27 -0400An arousing carbonated drink; true love ain’t cheap; helps...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/21859788ee909146da9c8f3ed2a204c5/tumblr_mm8pth651e1qdt1h3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>An arousing carbonated drink; true love ain’t cheap; helps keep your heart on; nine inches full of wetness; it’s a turn on….. @venierenterprises</p>http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/49535076181http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/49535076181Fri, 03 May 2013 16:48:53 -0400Love these city visits. @brizzer<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/db652ef2dbd68276cd0734cf815a5545/tumblr_mm7dfr7daP1qdt1h3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Love these city visits. @brizzer</p>http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/49488236935http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/49488236935Thu, 02 May 2013 23:23:51 -0400She is a wild and sea-eyed undine, the darling daughter of adventure, the sister of risk, and it is...<p>She is a wild and sea-eyed undine, the darling daughter of adventure, the sister of risk, and it is for her rare and always ephemeral embrace, the temporary pressure she exerts on the membrane of ecstasy, that many men leave home.</p>http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/49311874385http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/49311874385Tue, 30 Apr 2013 19:15:39 -0400The only time I’ll wear a brand. Fun with @dbahnphotos ...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ed2c750d8dacf1bb6c9914cd7aebae73/tumblr_mlzyc2pMg01qdt1h3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The only time I’ll wear a brand. Fun with @dbahnphotos (at Hurley HQ)</p>http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/49152222224http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/49152222224Sun, 28 Apr 2013 23:14:26 -0400#vacation. (at Prospect Street Beach)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/20d71d8e7fbf2226b73923689e44e1b1/tumblr_mlzrjcxIxN1qdt1h3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#vacation. (at Prospect Street Beach)</p>http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/49140040653http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/49140040653Sun, 28 Apr 2013 20:47:36 -0400vacationLaguna Beach walk with @dbahnphotos (at Dartmoor Trail)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/02c3d832fe9e020405899afb9a917bfa/tumblr_mlzkas0C001qdt1h3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Laguna Beach walk with @dbahnphotos (at Dartmoor Trail)</p>http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/49127971985http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/49127971985Sun, 28 Apr 2013 18:11:16 -0400Hey everyone. t(-.-)t. Go sharks! (at STAPLES...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/030333c27bdf01cb53d622f3e0c68f38/tumblr_mly25oJYVx1qdt1h3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hey everyone. t(-.-)t. Go sharks! (at STAPLES Center)</p>http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/49058140225http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/49058140225Sat, 27 Apr 2013 22:41:48 -0400I got a surprise! Who gets to go watch hot dudes fight each...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f022b5dd7be8fb4374afd1017fe22e65/tumblr_mlxdfbFns21qdt1h3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I got a surprise! Who gets to go watch hot dudes fight each other in the 7th row? This girl! Thanks @dbahnphotos</p>http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/49021125779http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/49021125779Sat, 27 Apr 2013 13:47:35 -0400Home sweet home. @dbahnphotos it’s all about the soul...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a3872f3f15cdb3d7df825493ca91b137/tumblr_mlwk90YkHB1qdt1h3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Home sweet home. @dbahnphotos it’s all about the soul curve @costamisery</p>http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/48991538845http://innparentheses.tumblr.com/post/48991538845Sat, 27 Apr 2013 03:17:24 -0400