I want to BE you when I grow up.

Oct 12

Didn’t google teach you to round your number?

Didn’t google teach you to round your number?

Sep 24

First half of the first inning…. Corey caught me the ball. This ball met every giant’s glove!!! Brandon Belt tossed it to us!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

First half of the first inning…. Corey caught me the ball. This ball met every giant’s glove!!! Brandon Belt tossed it to us!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Aug 15

#FIXYOURSLUT

#FIXYOURSLUT

Jul 19

2013

2013

Jul 04

Best backyard award. Nice job @captainmeatfork (at home away from home)

Best backyard award. Nice job @captainmeatfork (at home away from home)

Jul 01

This is NOT AT ALL what I signed up for when I moved to San Francisco.

This is NOT AT ALL what I signed up for when I moved to San Francisco.

Jun 26

My baby. I’ll love you forever and miss you always. @dudebroseph

My baby. I’ll love you forever and miss you always. @dudebroseph

Jun 01

Hand picked rose from @mikelexicon 🌿πŸ’ͺπŸ’β˜ΊπŸ’πŸ’ͺ🌿

Hand picked rose from @mikelexicon 🌿πŸ’ͺπŸ’β˜ΊπŸ’πŸ’ͺ🌿

May 30

#stupid (at home sweet home)

#stupid (at home sweet home)

May 22

The most amazing letter from the most amazing man. #deadmanonthebeach #stones #ilearnedthings

The most amazing letter from the most amazing man. #deadmanonthebeach #stones #ilearnedthings

Yea girl. That looks good. @shamelessfrankenstein πŸ‘ŠπŸ™πŸ‘ŒπŸ’›πŸ‘ŒπŸ™πŸ‘Š

Yea girl. That looks good. @shamelessfrankenstein πŸ‘ŠπŸ™πŸ‘ŒπŸ’›πŸ‘ŒπŸ™πŸ‘Š

Whatch ya’ll know about spirit? Go giants!

Whatch ya’ll know about spirit? Go giants!

May 15

No more pain. We’ll all die alone.

No more pain. We’ll all die alone.

My straw is better than your straw. My dead pigeon is better than your dead pigeon- it moves…

My straw is better than your straw. My dead pigeon is better than your dead pigeon- it moves…

May 12

Borrowed and kept. We gon’ and did it! @astronaughtmikedexter @shamelessfrankenstein annoying. DINOSAUR!

Borrowed and kept. We gon’ and did it! @astronaughtmikedexter @shamelessfrankenstein annoying. DINOSAUR!